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Title: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: Ruto on November 23, 2019, 11:09:28 PM
Shocking new statements from Sentinelcraft's OWNER in regards to his own community!

For several years now, Sentinelcraft has prided itself on having a quality player base with friendly members and helpful staff, yet these qualities don't seem to be enough for the one in charge of it all. During a wholesome, family-friendly game of Cards Against Humanity, Minecraft user migas94 came out with a statement today that shocked the players to their very core:

(https://i.imgur.com/KHwCdz0.png)

What could prompt such an out-of-the-blue response from Sentinel's beloved leader? Is there more that lurks beneath the surface? Is the truth not all peaches and sunshine like we have been led to believe? What comes next may blow your socks clear into next week!

A loving player base?
ABSURD.
Members that care for one another?
LAUGHABLE.
A staff that supports not only the members, but also their own?
PREPOSTEROUS.

This Tabloid-exclusive pic shows just a hint of the true nature behind Sentinelcraft, and it was not obtained easily. The photographer Fudgar_Munch allegedly lost a lung shortly after the picture was taken, and is now in court seeking reparations. BEHOLD:

(https://i.imgur.com/8vx5RHj.png)

A senior admin being torn to pieces by the very people he swore to assist! Such brazen violence is enough to make anyone sick to their stomach.

But Toxic wasn't the only victim in this shameless display of hatred.

(https://i.imgur.com/WH6a47j.png)

Abysmal. Is this what our beloved community has become? Are we doomed to become a collection of two-faced meanie heads? Or can we rise above this pettiness and unite once again in the name of cheese and love?

(https://i.imgur.com/iWoPtvx.png)


Next week's top headliner: Fjerreiro secretly likes ducks? Pauizz secretly likes leopards? What could this mean for a future alliance? Find out in our next article, The Ballad of Fur and Feather.
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: amnotbananaama on November 23, 2019, 11:14:56 PM
Hi I'd like to purchase a yearly subscription (I'm laughing so much this is amazing)
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: RealCreate on November 24, 2019, 06:02:15 PM
 :O xD xD xD This is the funniest thing I've Read in a while XD Keep Up the good work! it's really Good :D
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: Migas on November 24, 2019, 06:03:55 PM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243035176689598464/647925575587069952/unknown.png)
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: EpicEliza on November 25, 2019, 03:25:31 AM
TAKE MY MONEY
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: ninja5132 on November 25, 2019, 04:00:34 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243035176689598464/647925575587069952/unknown.png)

WHAT
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: Eli on November 25, 2019, 06:08:27 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243035176689598464/647925575587069952/unknown.png)

WHAT


(https://i.imgur.com/GTnuRvm.jpg)
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: RealCreate on November 25, 2019, 11:43:55 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243035176689598464/647925575587069952/unknown.png)

How RUDE !
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: ninja5132 on November 26, 2019, 03:46:50 AM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243035176689598464/647925575587069952/unknown.png)

WHAT


(https://i.imgur.com/GTnuRvm.jpg)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243035176689598464/647925575587069952/unknown.png)

How RUDE !

(https://i.postimg.cc/y3htCSfY/kermit.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/y3htCSfY)
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: Ruto on November 27, 2019, 07:28:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/JTPMu3A.png)

Shocking praise from the subject of a recent controversy! Is Migas trying to do damage control?
Title: Re: SC Tabloid: SCANDAL!!!
Post by: RealCreate on November 28, 2019, 01:23:35 PM
XD Good One XD