Ok well let me start by saying this isn't the most appropriate thing ever, you can decide whether your old enough and mature enough to read it. Now,  I am 14+ years old so I am mature enough to read it,  but honestly serious rich?  U give me nightmares

this just goes to show how badly things need context.... like really badly

'Just another day in SM+ chat'

http://pastebin.com/64BKhsC0

note, the logs in the above link are badly butchered and may not represent the situation in its entirety but when you piece it together as i have it makes one entertaining read.

also note: some things may not make sense, to keep the size relatively small i had to cut out many things that arguably should have made it in and only kept the absolute crucial ones to achieve what i wanted.