I have a skill set that any application here cannot compete with.
That's where you're wrong, buddy.
Salutations, esteemed staff of Minecraft Server SentinelCraft,
My name is Ruto. My friends call me Ruto, or Mir Mir, or That Drunk Idiot. I am a 26 year old casino worker with vast experience in handling other people's disgusting, drug-laden money. My specialty is in training the occasional crackhead that slips into our department, as no one else has the patience or even the will to do so. Said crackheads never end up staying, but I feel that should not be a reflection on my abilities. Rather, it should show as a testament to how vital I can be to this Minecraft server.
I started off my college career in the Veterinary Science field. However, after a year of styding, they kicked me out, claiming I was too stupid to understand their "complex and intricate" program. I disagree. I feel it was far too simply designed for a genius such as me, and as such, I just didn't put forth any effort. Their loss.
I then wandered the streets of West Texas, busking on street corners for food and the occasional salutations by curious onlookers. My life was changed forever when a gruff, elderly hobo gave me a one dollar bill. Fascinated, I traced the dollar bill to the source of its origin. This inevitably led me to my current position of casino cash juggler, and though I have attempted embezzlement on no less than three separate occasions, the law just couldn't take me. I have maintained this position for three years and counting, but I feel now is the time to broaden my Horizons (get it? It's a pun on the solo world in SC
) and expand my work experience.
What position am I applying for? That's up for you to decide. I feel my unique skill set will sufficiently cover any position that could possibly be offered to me, so as the rich people in those boujee restaurants say, "chef's choice, please."
Thank you all for your time, and I look forward to your acceptance of my application!
Upper crust regards,
Ruto (aka Mir Mir) (aka That Drunk Idiot)
151 Hermit Hovel
Horizon, SC
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