Magic launcher WTF

[SpaceLemons]

Why does my magic launcher dispense this error whenever I click the play offline button:

java.io.IOException: Server returned HTTP response code: 403 for URL: https://s3.amazonaws.com/Minecraft.Download/libraries/java3d/vecmath/1.3.1/vecmath-1.3.1.jar
    sun.net.www.protocol.http.HttpURLConnection.getInputStream(Unknown Source)
    sun.net.www.protocol.https.HttpsURLConnectionImpl.getInputStream(Unknown Source)
    magic.launcher.i.run(SourceFile:56)
    java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)


Then it says libraries not found and dispences 10 different like links I guess like this:

libraries/com/mojang/authlib/1.3/authlib-1.3.jar

And then it says:

*** MagicMinecraftLauncher 1.2.5 ***
  LCP: ;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.7.2\1.7.2.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\java3d\vecmath\1.3.1\vecmath-1.3.1.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\sf\trove4j\trove4j\3.0.3\trove4j-3.0.3.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\ibm\icu\icu4j-core-mojang\51.2\icu4j-core-mojang-51.2.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\sf\jopt-simple\jopt-simple\4.5\jopt-simple-4.5.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecjorbis\20101023\codecjorbis-20101023.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecwav\20101023\codecwav-20101023.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\libraryjavasound\20101123\libraryjavasound-20101123.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\librarylwjglopenal\20100824\librarylwjglopenal-20100824.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\soundsystem\20120107\soundsystem-20120107.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\io\netty\netty-all\4.0.10.Final\netty-all-4.0.10.Final.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\google\guava\guava\15.0\guava-15.0.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\apache\commons\commons-lang3\3.1\commons-lang3-3.1.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\commons-io\commons-io\2.4\commons-io-2.4.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jinput\jinput\2.0.5\jinput-2.0.5.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jutils\jutils\1.0.0\jutils-1.0.0.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\google\code\gson\gson\2.2.4\gson-2.2.4.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\mojang\authlib\1.3\authlib-1.3.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\apache\logging\log4j\log4j-api\2.0-beta9\log4j-api-2.0-beta9.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\apache\logging\log4j\log4j-core\2.0-beta9\log4j-core-2.0-beta9.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl\2.9.0\lwjgl-2.9.0.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl_util\2.9.0\lwjgl_util-2.9.0.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl-platform\2.9.0\lwjgl-platform-2.9.0-natives-windows.jar;C:\Users\Vuk\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jinput\jinput-platform\2.0.5\jinput-platform-2.0.5-natives-windows.jar
  MainClass: net.minecraft.client.main.Main
java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: joptsimple/OptionSpec
    at java.lang.Class.getDeclaredMethods0(Native Method)
    at java.lang.Class.privateGetDeclaredMethods(Unknown Source)
    at java.lang.Class.getMethod0(Unknown Source)
    at java.lang.Class.getMethod(Unknown Source)
    at magic.launcher.Launcher.main(SourceFile:182)
Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: joptsimple.OptionSpec
    at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source)
    at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source)
    at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
    at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(Unknown Source)
    at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
    at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source)
    ... 5 more


WUT DOEZ I DUUUUUUU?

[Migas]

I suggest you do google.com on your browser. That solves everything.

[SpaceLemons]

Yeah so I type the error and it will answer? I dont think so...

[SpaceLemons]

And can you not be such a doushbag and answer a question and if you dont have a smart answer you should not bother to make me look stupit or something.

[FatherTimeKeeper]

And can you not be such a doushbag and answer a question and if you dont have a smart answer you should not bother to make me look stupit or something.

I was going to give you an answer and help you fix your problem as it is one i have encountered before. i assure you its not difficult, but after the way you spoke to Migas, i think you should google it.

[7thMuse]

And can you not be such a doushbag and answer a question and if you dont have a smart answer you should not bother to make me look stupit or something.

I was going to give you an answer and help you fix your problem as it is one i have encountered before. i assure you its not difficult, but after the way you spoke to Migas, i think you should google it.

This

[Fedgar_Lurch]

Guard. Why don't you google "how to stop being a shitty person"

You are no longer welcome here until you apologize to Migas. If you dont then I will just remove you from here and from the game. Simple

We are not tech support. We are not here because your too goddamned lazy to do a simple google search. This was a very simple question I found in 2 minutes while googling

[MacLeezy]

Yeah so I type the error and it will answer? I dont think so...

Are you kidding? of course it will... If your having a problem with something, chances are hundreds if not thousands of people are having or have had the EXACT same problem. Even if only 10% of those people seek help online somewhere, that still leaves quite a few conversations about the situation and more often then not, someone comes along with a fix shortly after.... even the most random question you have... somebody has already asked it... I challenge you to come up with a question that hasn't been asked on google lol I'll give you 10k ingame...

[Meteora]

am I an alien with blonde long hair and nougat finger polish - I checked it hasn't been asked =P where's my 10k$?

[MacLeezy]

am I an alien with blonde long hair and nougat finger polish - I checked it hasn't been asked =P where's my 10k$?

http://www.scmp.com/news/world/article/1528823/google-says-it-will-identify-all-search-results-its-has-been-asked-censor

I'm sorry But you can't guarantee that somebody didn't ask that question in Europe before the ruling..... besides the deal was to GuardVM..... phew got out of that one

[SpaceLemons]

I get jokes and all things but he always tryes to make me look bad or something idk. He always makes fun of me and I dont like it alright? Even minecraft cant be different then irl.

[SpaceLemons]

Guard. Why don't you google "how to stop being a ****ty person"

You are no longer welcome here until you apologize to Migas. If you dont then I will just remove you from here and from the game. Simple

We are not tech support. We are not here because your too goddamned lazy to do a simple google search. This was a very simple question I found in 2 minutes while googling

And Fedgar I dont know what to type because idk English very well and I already googled it and I couldnt find it!

[SpaceLemons]

Migas I am very sorry for acting like this ( I am a very raging person since nobody treats me right even irl ) but you could answer a little bit nicer and not say it like that.

[Migas]

Apologies Accepted. However, what would I answer differently? I also searched a bit and easily found the answer. Since I'm not good at explaining, I told you to search on google.

[SpaceLemons]

I am serching now and I am not able to find a good answer