D: How do you people get these cool first times? The first thing I did here was get in a fight with Elle and get banned >_>
Anyways, welcome and hope you feel at home in the Land of pentagrams, skooma, smelly moodyraters, rain, low TPS, invisible mcmmo blocks, endercrystals riding bats, chickens with permanent invisibility potions, and OHMAGAWD we have a rich (he's the thing you should keep out of the most, the rest of the stuff is relatively safe.)
P.S. We also have a nobel award for the weirdest conversations in chat sitting somewhere around here.. gotta find it