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Yeoldedogg

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What you should know about the United States of America:
« on: January 27, 2014, 01:24:13 AM »
So as most of you know, a few people have been posting up things about their own countries.  In lieu of this, I've decided to do the same for Us American players...with a bit of humor added in...

America/United States of America, call it what you will.  Land of the Free, Home of the Braves (not just the sports team). 

While most of use are thought to look like this: http://d38zt8ehae1tnt.cloudfront.net/fat_dumb_ugly_americans__30121.jpg?v=1372027122

Most of us think of ourselves as looking like this: http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/510c2ab8eab8ea473a000006-480/american-flag-dancing-pretty-girl-gov-ball-governors-ball-2012-randalls-island-nyc-new-york-city-festivals-music-live-performance-bi-dng.jpg

Our economy... Well...lets say our economy looks like this: http://moonbattery.com/obama-finance-terrorists.jpg

Our churches are the best in any country: http://madmikesamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catholic-priests-demotivational-poster-1219098147.jpeg

Our food is even better than most: http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/donut-cheesebgr-e1353107062605.jpg
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 02:16:49 AM »
I'm going to the USA and spread SALADS EVERYWHERE! Those cheeseburger things are disgusting and repugnant as hell.
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 03:56:29 AM »
Quote from: Migas on January 27, 2014, 02:16:49 AM
I'm going to the USA and spread SALADS EVERYWHERE! Those cheeseburger things are disgusting and repugnant as hell.

To me it looks like a Krispy Cream Donut cut in half...made into a Double Bacon Cheese Burger.
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 04:07:28 AM »
o_o ... I never saw them but by the names... doesn't seem good and healthy xD... I wish I never have the temptation to eat those... It means something drastically changed on me xD
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 05:13:55 AM »
i cant stand crispy kreams, way to sweet for my teeth :(

team usa
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 05:54:29 AM »
I'm dying, this is so funny, and yep obama sucks >.>
That food, looks so nasty...
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2014, 03:56:28 PM »
What the heck are you talking about? Obama is saving us, Bush got us into this garbage. (Just kidding, Obama sucks and we all know it)

Another thing, Obamacare was made illegally. The head of the Supreme Court declared that Obamacare was a Tax, even when it goes against the constitution. BUT, taxes are only legally made in the House of Representatives so that means that Obamacare is being put into action illegally. So yeah, that's my two cents I have to add in.
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Yeoldedogg on January 27, 2014, 03:56:29 AM
To me it looks like a Krispy Cream Donut cut in half...made into a Double Bacon Cheese Burger.
Thats exactly what I thought!
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2014, 04:41:54 PM »
The doughnut burger is a fantastic idea and a wonderful food. How dare you threaten this great land with the talk of salads migas! Thats the reason we always went to war. Germany tried to force Sauerkraut on us, the Japanese tried forcing a sunomono on us. And the Middle East tried to feed us some fatoush. If Portugal tries to give us migas, we will have to answer with violence.
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2014, 05:16:20 PM »
cheeseburger things psh how can this be bad for you?





OR

How bout some burger king? 1050 bacon for 84$ 5.92lbs and roughly 14,300 calories



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ibfejvrurk&noredirect=1 - oh wait thats japan not merica what

MERICA IS LOOSING THE WAR D=
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2014, 05:22:08 PM »
Oh my god... So... ewww
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2014, 05:51:03 PM »
Migas may have just had a stroke lol
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 02:49:23 AM »
Quote from: xXCRYMINALXx on January 27, 2014, 04:41:54 PM
The doughnut burger is a fantastic idea and a wonderful food. How dare you threaten this great land with the talk of salads migas! Thats the reason we always went to war. Germany tried to force Sauerkraut on us, the Japanese tried forcing a sunomono on us. And the Middle East tried to feed us some fatoush. If Portugal tries to give us migas, we will have to answer with violence.

I started laughing so hard reading this...my wife woke up and *****ed me out for a good 3 mins.

Also, we Americans invented "Epic Meal Time" <----Youtube that one for some mmm...mmm goodness!
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2014, 03:22:12 AM »
Quote from: Yeoldedogg on January 28, 2014, 02:49:23 AM
Quote from: xXCRYMINALXx on January 27, 2014, 04:41:54 PM
The doughnut burger is a fantastic idea and a wonderful food. How dare you threaten this great land with the talk of salads migas! Thats the reason we always went to war. Germany tried to force Sauerkraut on us, the Japanese tried forcing a sunomono on us. And the Middle East tried to feed us some fatoush. If Portugal tries to give us migas, we will have to answer with violence.
"Epic Meal Time" <----Youtube that one for some mmm...mmm goodness!

They should be banned from youtube! How they dare give such a bad influence to a big community?

Cryminal, I come in peace! I don't want war, I just don't like those food habits that have been shown here.
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Re: What you should know about the United States of America:
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2019, 09:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Newb98 on January 27, 2014, 05:54:29 AM
I'm dying, this is so funny, and yep obama sucks >.>
That food, looks so nasty...
wait whos obama all we got now is an orange with a wig
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