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Peckun

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Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« on: February 23, 2016, 08:44:45 AM »
Why is the grim reaper's house so dark??

because his lights kept dying...

*Badumtss*
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2016, 08:58:33 AM »
I am going to love this thread XD
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2016, 04:03:28 PM »
Bad ones are also accepted?

I'm pretty sure people who will do them will get PUN-ished.

 :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2016, 04:09:52 PM »
Ill share one of my favorites ;)

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2016, 06:20:37 PM »
I kissed a grill once. It was hot  8)
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2016, 06:30:05 PM »
Quote from: DanielyMery on February 23, 2016, 06:20:37 PM
I kissed a grill once. It was hot  8)
I kissed two Grills once, but it was too much for me to Bear
punny rite
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM »
If something is made out of iron,
Is it ironic?
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2016, 08:33:06 PM »
Quote from: elimate98 on February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM
If something is made out of iron,
Is it ironic?
alright I know bad puns are accepted but this..
:o you won a free bottle of Skooma
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2016, 08:53:37 PM »
Quote from: J'zargo on February 23, 2016, 08:33:06 PM
Quote from: elimate98 on February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM
If something is made out of iron,
Is it ironic?
alright I know bad puns are accepted but this..
:o you won a free bottle of Skooma

Call me Eli the pun master (stop.)
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2016, 12:16:59 AM »
Why was steel so hardcore?
he was into heavy METAL....
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2016, 01:57:36 AM »
I have two friends that are pun masters i will show them this site or just ask for their puns.
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2016, 04:05:55 AM »
Eli pls.. .steel is not a heavy metal.. Uranium and radium for instance are  :-X
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2016, 06:24:05 AM »
Jzargo didnt get the joke eh? allow me to explain..

Steel = Metal

Heavy Metal = those songs where long hair duds just start spazzing out...
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2016, 08:23:41 AM »
knock knock.

who's there?

old lady

old lady who?

I didn't know you can yodel!
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2016, 11:53:18 AM »
The other day I was robbed. They took everything except for my deodarant, toothpaste, Shampoo, conditioner and body wash.
Dirty Bastards...
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