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Jzargo

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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2016, 01:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Old_Peculiar on February 24, 2016, 06:24:05 AM
Jzargo didnt get the joke eh? allow me to explain..

Steel = Metal

Heavy Metal = those songs where long hair duds just start spazzing out...

Pls do research before talking. Heavy elements are basically the radioactive ones, like Uranium...
thanks for explaining the joke though, I totally didn't get it
like I've never even heard of heavy metal
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2016, 04:07:34 PM »
Jzargo, No. Im not getting into a detracted argument about this, since this thread is supposed to be about puns.
Heavy metals have never been clearly defined in the scientific community.

Read this if you are still interested.

http://pac.iupac.org/publications/pac/pdf/2002/pdf/7405x0793.pdf

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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2016, 08:20:30 PM »
 :o Thanks for clearing that up, fed! Interesting read!

What does the fox say?
Nothing, silly! Foxes can't talk!
don't kill me pls
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2016, 08:43:47 PM »
When I get naked in the bathroom,
The shower usually gets turned on.

heheh
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2016, 08:58:07 PM »
does it start to rain too when you get naked outside

heheheheheh
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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2016, 09:18:48 PM »
What do you call zombies in Skyrim?

...Dovahkiin dead.
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2016, 09:33:12 PM »
Quote from: J'zargo on February 24, 2016, 08:58:07 PM
does it start to rain too when you get naked outside

heheheheheh
Not sure if thats a good thing or nah >_>

Quote from: BlacksVelvet on February 24, 2016, 09:18:48 PM
What do you call zombies in Skyrim?

...Dovahkiin dead.

Ooohhh thats a good one XD
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2016, 05:13:10 AM »
there are quite a few good ones on here XD heres some pokemon puns

I don't play pokemon anymore because I am quite Gastly at it

do you Bayleef in life after death?

Wobbuffet asked me if I can go to the picnic? I replied...?WYNAUT??


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« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2016, 12:34:08 PM »
A woman's booty is their greatest ASSET..

You wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit you...
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2016, 11:19:44 PM »
are you a tree?
cause you should leaf me alone
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2016, 11:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Epicnata on February 26, 2016, 11:19:44 PM
are you a tree?
cause you should leaf me alone

That's a good one for Abnubllah
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2016, 12:23:37 AM »
I can't tell you the farmer pun... Its too corny  ;D
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2016, 12:26:23 AM »
I'm always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I'm pretty pun-ctual.

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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2016, 08:25:33 AM »
Did you hear the joke of the maze?

Nevermind it's too complicated
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Re: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2016, 08:55:47 AM »
Quote from: Epicnata on February 26, 2016, 11:19:44 PM
are you a tree?
cause you should leaf me alone
This sounds more like a pick-up line hahaha
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