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Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news !
I decided to make a news thingie just to make things clear about what the town's been up to. It may or may not be weekly, just depends on how things are rolling. Ya dig? Feel free to comment on the news and give some feedback ingame or on the forums.
Well first of all the town isn't recruiting, or rarely recruiting at the moment. That is due to .. Symetrie ! Yep, I hate symetrie, I must make all the roads and plots identical wich takes time. So untill I'm done ducktopia isn't open for everyone. Secondly no I won't join lomari, Kemmi. So.. Catcha later in further news !
Side news:
Migas still stinks !Who woulda thunk it.
A naked squirrel is roaming around ! It's rabid so watch your bums !
A fox has been terrorizing the lands of Sentinelcraft. Make sure your doors are carefully sealed.
Pony strikes again ! On his murderous rampage the missunderstood pony collected even mo' heads mo' hearts and mo' rage ! I don't know why people think he's a threat.. It's just a pony geez.
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I see nothing about a pony </3
Carrot edit: Anything for pony <3
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There's also a shape shifting pig on the loose that changes from a pig to a horse or zombie, beware of it's cuteness, only carrot has caught it once o_o
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Pony the executioner!
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There's also a shape shifting pig on the loose that changes from a pig to a horse or zombie, beware of it's cuteness, only carrot has caught it once o_o
I catched the cute skelly horse, didnt i??
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-Neon Shivers-
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I saw a these things happening too! Shhh... its neon! Hey elemental why did ya tell them! 8)
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What about your potato :'(
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There will be news next week ya know.
The lucky one here is migas. He'll be implemented in each one :D
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I like the idea. xD -Buys 5 copies- It's funny, and something everyone could enjoy reading!
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Thanks champ. Next week's headline is all ready too x). It's sad though :c
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Thanks champ. Next week's headline is all ready too x). It's sad though :c
what could it possibly be???
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There was a wild Fedgar sighting, That tends to make everyone sad.
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The Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news !
Chicken terror !
Some dude going by the name roadkill919 is to be expected as extremly dangerous, heck even more dangerous than pony. He has been terrorizing our poor chickens for the past weeks. Egging, murdering, and snuggling with their cold dead breasts.
"Weren't laying eggs fast enough. Weren't good for buisness. Sorry they had to go." He told me.
http://i.imgur.com/10ZUngo.png (http://i.imgur.com/10ZUngo.png)
http://i.imgur.com/NzVinhO.png (http://i.imgur.com/NzVinhO.png)
http://i.imgur.com/NxyKn0P.png (http://i.imgur.com/NxyKn0P.png)
This man should be put down instead.. And so, I put a reward on his head. 100$, two stacks of cookies and an autograph from a chicken to the one who gets me the head. Road knows about this. But it would be nice to let him know if you're hunting him.
Town news !
- Almost no development.. Shame on the mayor ! D=
-Thanks for the feedback. Feel free to comment on this week's news !
Side news :
- You guessed it ! halloween is coming soon, so get your bums ready for spooks.
- Migas' horrible outfit wins the halloween competition ! He didn't even know he was signed up for it.
- A wild Fedgar appears ! Everyone hide ! *Girly screams*
- A nutty squirrel claims to be wearing clothing.
- I dunno if pony killed anyone this week. Sorries.
- Make sure to check out the Christmas in SentinelCraft topic ! :3
- Morphing people are crazy.
- Foxes are crazier. They keep asking people to join lomari.
- Migas smells. -runs out of ideas-
Tata for now.
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- Migas' horrible outfit wins the halloween competition ! He didn't even know he was signed up for it.
Of course it wins, being HTCIB ELTTIL is the best halloween outfit!
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- Almost no development.. Shame on the mayor ! D=
#BlameLazyCarrots
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#Blamekamifordistractingcarrots
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- Almost no development.. Shame on the mayor ! D=
#BlameLazyCarrots
NO to #BlameLazyCarrots
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Why has no one brought me road's head ! D=
... It can be my halloween present, pwease.
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Why has no one brought me road's head ! D=
... It can be my halloween present, pwease.
:D i won't let anyone take it. pony has been after my head since before you asked for it!. nobody shall take my head :3
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Pony aye ? Oh pony !
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Why has no one brought me road's head ! D=
... It can be my halloween present, pwease.
:D i won't let anyone take it. pony has been after my head since before you asked for it!. nobody shall take my head :3
I already have it. :)
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I think, I may have 2 of his heads. My mistress does not like me to give away head tho.
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I'll seduce your mistress with my ears and you go put his head inside my house ;).
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..yeah just let me get my rope and orange slices first..
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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I'll seduce your mistress with my ears and you go put his head inside my house ;).
Is your front door big enough? Or do I need to deliver it around back?
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I think you should go around the back. My kitt-I mean tiger is quite sensitive. Put it right next to your mistress' pretty head.
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The Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news !
Spooks !
Halloween hits the land of Sentinelcraft, spooks everywhere ! Jail is now a nightmare, a torture room in spawn.. I was held captive for 4 min D=. And the best for last ! The Spooktacular Contests ! Wich contest will you sign up for ? Haunted house to creep the staff members and hopefully kill them ? A maze to confuse them ? Or maybe, a shubby cute- Spooky jack-o-lantern ! Heck, go for all of them. Just make sure to keep the spooky spirit within you. Just make a thread in the Spooktacular Contests section, and wait for the winner annoucements at the end of halloween.
Ducktopian News:
- Kind of no development. <--<
I mean, there's halloween development so yay ?
Side news:
- Rich knows his skin is already creepy, doesn't even bother to change it.
- Squirrels are nuts nowadays.. Torturing people, disguising as ghosties.
- Pony thinks my Jack-O-Lantern looks like a Kamquat.
- Migas' smelly outfit is outstanding and deserves to be burnt !
- Slave buddies ! Apply for slavery in Mirlaz !
- Not a single soul saw Fed'.
Make sure to leave some feedback! ;3
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HEY i have a holloween skin!
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I know... Its called YOUR FACE!
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I know right, his baldness scares the ducks out of me.
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The Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news!
You've all been waiting for it and asking for it. Well not exactly but yeah .. I like to make myself feel important *cries*. Anyways, today's news !
Chicken murder is still going on .. I've witnessed and heard many chicken screams poor little chicks. Especially foxes, yes you heard me. Those little micheavious creatures seduce you with their myas then eat you. Just like they do to animals that bath in poop. And then.. They consort with tigers even .. Remember that next time you'll choose to join lomari..
Town news:
Well .. I mean there's a cow farm now? That's progress right ? .. right ? please.. D=
Side news:
- Instead of using water, migas bathed in cheese.. Silly goose.
- No sighting of squirrels lately, not by myself.
- Pony is purdy.
- Carrots are now growing towards ruli-I mean helping the server !
- BOB.
- Rich crashes server looking at his iron ore logs. Godamn rich men.
- Ducks can fly now.
- Anonymous tip from a hobo, I mean he's just a hobo so this might be a fairytale: Website might become more purrrdy now that Fedgar decided to wiggle his bum a little bit. Not that the hobo knew when Fedgar wiggles his butt -whispers- I'm thinking they might be lovers.
- SM are now slaves !
- Rich is still bald.
Make sure to leave some feedback ;)
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- Instead of using water, migas bathed in cheese.. Silly goose.
I want to know who said this horrible lie, please.
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All vicious lies! Lomari is a fine town mya! ;< You're just jelly that you don't have snow.
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Libel! I demand you reveal your sources! This isn't the Daily Bugle Mr. Jameson!
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Everyone ! Including yourself ;v.
Ew no one wants lomari's snow. It's all yellow. Also so happy that you didn't deny the tiger thing lol.
My sources shall not be revealed !
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-quietly nomming a bit of roasted duck...wags tail-
vicious lies..all of it. -giggles-
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Mah baby !D=
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Everyone ! Including yourself ;v.
Ew no one wants lomari's snow. It's all yellow. Also so happy that you didn't deny the tiger thing lol.
My sources shall not be revealed !
Umm, snow here at Lomari is very good, i use my mouth and swallow them everytime i'm having a wonder around.
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BOB <3
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The Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news !
Ducktopia attacked ?!
A bunch of loonies visited Ducktopia gave birth to an abundance of mutton and .. made a batsign ! Jeepers, I wonder who it was. Now, you hear me, I shall have my revenge, it shall be grand and chicken-full ! Long live ducks.
Town news:
- New spawn will be up and running this weekend hopefully !
- Me towns people are inactive ._.
Side news:
- Migas' ugly mycelium is spreading hide !
- Carrots like to poke people.
- Fox and I are a few steps away from ruling ! Still trying to figure out who will have Rich as her slave ;<
- So far no ducks were eating on Thanksgiving yay.
- Homeless bum is still homeless and everyone logs off at the sight of him.
- Rich is poor now.
- Squirrel jibbly bits are not delicious :<
- BOB </3. Twas' a sad day.
- December is coming, so is Christmas! Make sure to be as festive as possible !
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The new spawn D=
me needs to destroy it B[
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so is this becoming "the duck monthly"? :/
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so is this becoming "the duck monthly"? :/
Shut your face I'm not publishing anything untill this spawn is done so maybe tomorrow.
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Lol news about migas always make me laugh 😹
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so is this becoming "the duck monthly"? :/
Shut your face I'm not publishing anything untill this spawn is done so maybe tomorrow.
NO! it likes to stay wide open and breath in the fresh scent of recently murdered chicken.
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so is this becoming "the duck monthly"? :/
Shut your face I'm not publishing anything untill this spawn is done so maybe tomorrow.
i'm sorry did you mistake 'tomorrow' for 3 months later? :D i haven't forgot about this. i expect this next newspaper to be ever so elegantly written and delivered to my front door wrapped in a little red ribbon by sunrise. stop reading this comment already you have work to do :D....
why are you still reading? don't you have work to do?
come on this newspaper won't deliver itself
seriously stop reading this.
are you really still reading this?
ok fine whatever, i still expect it to arrive on time
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(http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-keep-your-nose-outta-it-road.png)
There might be one this week.
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Pauizz I love you
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Lol xD road...
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Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news.
It's been a while, I had a lot of exams to prepare for that I completly forgot about the news. Then it missed my mind when I was on vacation, so here we are. I will be trying to keep this weekly, but remember there's a reason its got a "maybe" in it.
Also, I will be slapping roadkill until I'm completly satisfied.
Ducktopian News:
- Spawn is all done, so make sure to visit the town!
- Alot of plots were added, aswell as features to the town!
- Snap is awesome!
Server news:
- Not gonna talk about migas. Otherwise he will be feeling more important.
- I love you too ninja.
- Fedgar is very fancy.
- Booo! Say no to Laviosi!
- Here's your Here's your damn red ribbon, road. (https://yukiclothing.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/guard_duck.jpg?w=484&h=494&crop=1)
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Dat picture lol xD
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Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news.
It's been a while, I had a lot of exams to prepare for that I completly forgot about the news. Then it missed my mind when I was on vacation, so here we are. I will be trying to keep this weekly, but remember there's a reason its got a "maybe" in it.
Also, I will be slapping roadkill until I'm completly satisfied.
Ducktopian News:
- Spawn is all done, so make sure to visit the town!
- Alot of plots were added, aswell as features to the town!
- Snap is awesome!
Server news:
- Not gonna talk about migas. Otherwise he will be feeling more important.
- I love you too ninja.
- Fedgar is very fancy.
- Booo! Say no to Laviosi!
- Here's your Here's your damn red ribbon, road. (https://yukiclothing.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/guard_duck.jpg?w=484&h=494&crop=1)
i don't agree with your first point :3 but the ribbon, does it come as a package? can i keep the duck aswell :D
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I love these entries too much. XD
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It comes with the duck. The duck comes in no package it walks to your doorstep.
And thank you Champ', these entries love you too.
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It comes with the duck. The duck comes in no package it walks to your doorstep.
And thank you Champ', these entries love you too.
your response took too long, the duck is dead.....
i may or may not have accidentally fed it gasoline for breakfast. :3
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Now you have Kentucky Burnt to a crisp Duck?
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Now you have Kentucky Burnt to a crisp Duck?
i did have, i must say though it wasn't the tastiest of meals.
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Gasoline-fed Ducks? Seems legit.
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The Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for you duckly news.
And the award of the biggest lie of the week goes to : Richgotya!
(http://s22.postimg.org/okima644h/Sans_titre.png)
We all know I'm the prettiest of them all. Pfft. *Swooshes with her feathers*
Ducktopian news:
- The new king of Overwatch, President Del, promotes chicken-frendliness! Take that Road! No more chicken slaughtering, long live the chicken kingdom! We shall rule Sentinelcraft!
Server news:
- The weather on the server is sunnier than ever! Totes!
- Make sure participate in the Maze Runner ever, made by the stinken leopard!
- Happy Easter ! What do you think the Ops egg holds ?! I say it's Ops.
- #Bring/baconback. The legend says, if you use /bacon you'd smite a sneaky bacon called romaze. We need it back! He has been misbehaving lately D:
Make sure to leave some feedback, news aswell, otherwise this is gonna get boring D=
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Haha! Good one Pauizz! ;D
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Haha! Good one Pauizz! ;D
The Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for you duckly news.
And the award of the biggest lie of the week goes to : Richgotya!
(http://s22.postimg.org/okima644h/Sans_titre.png)
We all know I'm the prettiest of them all. Pfft. *Swooshes with her feathers*
Ducktopian news:
- The new king of Overwatch, President Del, promotes chicken-frendliness! Take that Road! No more chicken slaughtering, long live the chicken kingdom! We shall rule Sentinelcraft!
Server news:
- The weather on the server is sunnier than ever! Totes!
- Make sure participate in the Maze Runner ever, made by the stinken leopard!
- Happy Easter ! What do you think the Ops egg holds ?! I say it's Ops.
- #Bring/baconback. The legend says, if you use /bacon you'd smite a sneaky bacon called romaze. We need it back! He has been misbehaving lately D:
Make sure to leave some feedback, news aswell, otherwise this is gonna get boring D=
i trusted you to uphold my legend and traditions ,-,. nobody will fear me if not for my ruthless attitude towards chickens!
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But Road... The poor chickens... They don't deserve to be killed. I'll execute criminals instead. :D
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I haven't met this guy but I already like him :'D
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Finally some news without anything about me!
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can I volunteer (for free) for the duck weekly news? I would be an interviewer. ill try to interview most of the ppl u are talking about. like FJ, Mias, Rich (if they agree :D ) I understand if u don't want me the duck news is the number one place to get my news about the server XD
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Um sure, abehaw :D
Not sure if anyone got it but you can message me on the forums if you have any "special" news, like events some gossip, rich in underwear wich I promise I won't keep for personnal usages. Funny stuff is also welcomed just so I can actually keep this news weekly. Main reason it's not is because of lack of information, every newspaper needs sources otherwise no news.
So yeah, message me on the forums if you got anything you want to come up for the following news! Kthxbye.
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I heard Fedgar is a kitten sniffer. >.>
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Those allegations are specious and without base!
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The Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for you duckly news.
FootDog! The newest entertaining sport on Sentinelcraft !
(http://s22.postimg.org/yujslqw1t/2015_04_01_22_22_56.png)
I had to post it raid.
Fedgar the Cat Sniffer !
News! Police caught Fedgar while he was doing illegal substance called .. Cats. He has been obsessed with it for a long time now, and this is a photo proof wich has totally not been modified using Paint.
(http://s22.postimg.org/f8mlhfvsx/Fedgar.png)
Ducktopian news:
- Server Idiot is no longer related to Ducktopia ! Woooo
- Mall + Crop Farm is coming soon!
Server news:
- IL0vey0uR1ch is Pauizz' new password, totally.
- The mushrooms in lux_aeterna made it smell even worse!
- Migas is a meanie
- We need someone to leak rich's underwear pictures.. pls
- Happy Easter everyone, and congrats to the easter hunt winners.
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My dog D:
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abusing cat's lmao, Its called "Cheesing" fyi,
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The best server news ever!!
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The Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for you duckly news.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Want to pass time? Here's a Ducktopian related trivia! How much do you know about it ?
Winners and answers will be announced on Monday 25th. Top 3 winners get special prizes in-game.
Fill in all the answers and your name. You have until Sunday Noon UCT.
http://goo.gl/forms/X7Fuh9uDsz (http://goo.gl/forms/X7Fuh9uDsz)
Catch ya later on more news!
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Two more hours for the trivia to end !
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Ducktopian Trivia Results!
Thank you all for participating, congratulations to Migas94, 2_Spooky4U and ninja5132 for reaching the top 3.
Answers to questions were:
1. Pauizz
2. August
3. SnapPvP
4. Overlord migas
5. 2_Spooky4U
6. Wither skeleton farm and Blaze farm.
7.Ourobi
8. The Duck Weekly Maybe!
9. DuckSlave
10. The Shadow Realm
11. Member
12. Duckville
13. Ninja5132
14. Jeffrey
15. Welcome to Ducktopia. Chicken friendly.
Scores:
migas94 90%
2_Spooky4U 86.7%
ninja5132 76.7%
SnapPvP 73.3%
dellicous213 73.3%
DanielyMery 63.3%
Jvmcs 63.3%
ChampionRed007 60%
Sharpkiss 60%
Richgotya 56.7%
roadkill919 56.7%
Eagler1997 46.7%
The top winners will receive special prizes in-game.
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The Duck Weekly Maybe!
The first place you'll go to for you duckly news.
Since everyone and their mother asked for a Duck weekly.. Not really, I'm exagerrating like always. But you know what I mean. So just take it, love it, treat it like your own child and don't comment about how horrible it may be.
Ducktopian news:
Embassy plots are finished! You can now claim an embassy at Ducktopia just ask Pauizz in-game! Rules of these embassy will be posted shortly!
I'm looking for an extra assistant, someone I can trust to do my dirty work without having to pay them.
.. That's really it. Oh and crop farm is done. God I'm really slow at progressing.
Servers news:
- I'll lay off migas' back since his birthday is on Sunday! Get your gifts ready people, cheese is on top of the list and a ticket to leopard land!
- Guess who likes Fedgar ?! Ninja !!! (http://s27.postimg.org/5tpyf5e4h/Ninja_s_secret.png) Photo provided by an anon. ninja you owe me explanations
- Clench your buttocks, Lux Maze Runner Event is coming back soon!
- Pauizz should take redstone 101
- Migas dislikes game of thrones!
- Collecting banners is super fun, get your duck banner from Pauizz and give me one back if you want!
- Play Checkers at Lux now!
Thanks for reading! See you for a really long time probably!
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I owe no explanations.
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You think I am awesome =]