The Duck Weekly Maybe !

[Fedgar_Lurch]

I know... Its called YOUR FACE!

[The Carrot]

I know right, his baldness scares the ducks out of me.

[The Carrot]

The Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news!

You've all been waiting for it and asking for it. Well not exactly but yeah .. I like to make myself feel important *cries*. Anyways, today's news !
Chicken murder is still going on .. I've witnessed and heard many chicken screams poor little chicks. Especially foxes, yes you heard me. Those little micheavious creatures seduce you with their myas then eat you. Just like they do to animals that bath in poop. And then.. They consort with tigers even .. Remember that next time you'll choose to join lomari..

Town news:
Well .. I mean there's a cow farm now? That's progress right ? .. right ? please.. D=
Side news:
- Instead of using water, migas bathed in cheese.. Silly goose.
- No sighting of squirrels lately, not by myself.
- Pony is purdy.
- Carrots are now growing towards ruli-I mean helping the server !
-  BOB.
- Rich crashes server looking at his iron ore logs. Godamn rich men.
- Ducks can fly now.
- Anonymous tip from a hobo, I mean he's just a hobo so this might be a fairytale: Website might become more purrrdy now that Fedgar decided to wiggle his bum a little bit. Not that the hobo knew when Fedgar wiggles his butt -whispers- I'm thinking they might be lovers.
- SM are now slaves !
- Rich is still bald.

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[Migas]

- Instead of using water, migas bathed in cheese.. Silly goose.

I want to know who said this horrible lie, please.

[Kouenkami]

All vicious lies! Lomari is a fine town mya! ;<  You're just jelly that you don't have snow.

[Fedgar_Lurch]

Libel! I demand you reveal your sources! This isn't the Daily Bugle Mr. Jameson!

[The Carrot]

Everyone ! Including yourself ;v.
Ew no one wants lomari's snow. It's all yellow. Also so happy that you didn't deny the tiger thing lol.
My sources shall not be revealed !

[Kouenkami]

-quietly nomming a bit of roasted duck...wags tail-

vicious lies..all of it. -giggles- 

[The Carrot]

Mah baby !D=

[Sharpkiss]

Everyone ! Including yourself ;v.
Ew no one wants lomari's snow. It's all yellow. Also so happy that you didn't deny the tiger thing lol.
My sources shall not be revealed !

Umm, snow here at Lomari is very good, i use my mouth and swallow  them everytime i'm having a wonder around.

[romaze6]

BOB <3

[The Carrot]

The Duck Weekly Maybe !
The first place you'll go to for your duckly news !

Ducktopia attacked ?!
A bunch of loonies visited Ducktopia gave birth to an abundance of mutton and .. made a batsign ! Jeepers, I wonder who it was. Now, you hear me, I shall have my revenge, it shall be grand and chicken-full ! Long live ducks.

Town news:
- New spawn will be up and running this weekend hopefully !
- Me towns people are inactive ._.

Side news:
- Migas' ugly mycelium is spreading hide !
- Carrots like to poke people.
- Fox and I are a few steps away from ruling ! Still trying to figure out who will have Rich as her slave ;<
-  So far no ducks were eating on Thanksgiving yay.
- Homeless bum is still homeless and everyone logs off at the sight of him.
- Rich is poor now.
- Squirrel jibbly bits are not delicious :<
- BOB </3. Twas' a sad day.
- December is coming, so is Christmas! Make sure to be as festive as possible !

[Sharpkiss]

The new spawn D=
me needs to destroy it B[

[roadkill919]

so is this becoming "the duck monthly"? :/

[The Carrot]

so is this becoming "the duck monthly"? :/

Shut your face I'm not publishing anything untill this spawn is done so maybe tomorrow.