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Server Stuff => Everything Else => Topic started by: TheMasterJohn on October 23, 2015, 01:33:30 PM

Title: Jokes
Post by: TheMasterJohn on October 23, 2015, 01:33:30 PM: Put all of your jokes here
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Post by: RNTenant on October 23, 2015, 02:15:29 PM: Here are some 'height of X' jokes:

-Heights of stupidity:
Two bald men fighting over a comb;
Attempting to look through the lock of a glass door.
-Heights of velocity:
Locking a drawer while leaving the key inside;
Going after yourself around a round table.
-Height of...heights:
A blind person telling a deaf person that he/she saw a conversation between two mute people.
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Post by: InvisibleOtter on October 24, 2015, 02:27:53 AM: I don't think everyone here can withstand all of my corny jokes and puns....you will all die from the bad jokes I have
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Post by: SirNarwhally on October 24, 2015, 03:14:18 AM: I know for a fact that I wont survive reading the puns that are coming ._.
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Post by: krxsk on October 24, 2015, 03:16:01 AM: Quote from: SirNarwhally on October 24, 2015, 03:14:18 AM
I know for a fact that I wont survive reading the puns that are coming ._.
Whale that would be a shame.
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Post by: SirNarwhally on October 24, 2015, 03:22:44 AM: Urghasd... Thanks for the heartattack
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Post by: Devereux on October 24, 2015, 05:12:12 AM: I don't gate puns.
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Post by: HvPanda on October 25, 2015, 11:03:46 AM: *knock knock*
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Post by: Devereux on October 25, 2015, 11:15:09 AM: Quote from: HvJoeri on October 25, 2015, 11:03:46 AM
*knock knock*
Nobody's home!
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Post by: The Carrot on October 25, 2015, 12:02:53 PM: Why did the duck cross the road?
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Post by: InvisibleOtter on October 25, 2015, 08:21:20 PM: how do you get an octopus to laugh? ten tickles (tenticles)
why did the spider go on the computer? to check her web

if you want more tell me
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Jzargo on October 28, 2015, 02:48:10 PM: Quote from: The Carrot on October 25, 2015, 12:02:53 PM
Why did the duck cross the road?
To render the building on the other side, because it's a console peasant!