Jokes

[TheMasterJohn]

Put all of your jokes here

[RNTenant]

Here are some 'height of X' jokes:

   -Heights of stupidity:
       Two bald men fighting over a comb;
       Attempting to look through the lock of a glass door.
   -Heights of velocity:
       Locking a drawer while leaving the key inside;
       Going after yourself around a round table.
   -Height of...heights:
       A blind person telling a deaf person that he/she saw a conversation between two mute people.

[InvisibleOtter]

I don't think everyone here can withstand all of my corny jokes and puns....you will all die from the bad jokes I have

[SirNarwhally]

I know for a fact that I wont survive reading the puns that are coming ._.

[krxsk]

I know for a fact that I wont survive reading the puns that are coming ._.

Whale that would be a shame.

[SirNarwhally]

Urghasd... Thanks for the heartattack

[Devereux]

I don't gate puns.

[HvPanda]

*knock knock*

[Devereux]

*knock knock*

Nobody's home!

[The Carrot]

Why did the duck cross the road?

[InvisibleOtter]

how do you get an octopus to laugh? ten tickles (tenticles)
why did the spider go on the computer? to check her web

if you want more tell me

[Jzargo]

Why did the duck cross the road?

To render the building on the other side, because it's a console peasant!