On the 27th of March 5PM CST, a brand new adventure began on SentinelCraft. A band of wayward adventurers who started off with nothing but shackles on their arms and weapons in their hands slowly found themselves in the webs of a conspiracy. Will they rise to the challenge and save the land of Allordo or sink into the fangs of the mysterious cult...?
Ello ello everybody! I'm Eliza and I am the DM (Dungeon Master) of this campaign. Together with the lovely group of Chris, Quazy, Kibi, Duke and Amnot (Along with Duck Eli), I work with them to spin a tale of adventure and danger. I'll be posting the chats of each session in this post both for me to keep track and let players and whoever is interested to read! : D
Also! For those people who are interested to be a temporary character in party, feel free to message me on discord ; )
Session 1 (Part 1):
Eliza (GM): Eli!
Ello Chris
Eli L.: hoi!
this is too much info for me
i don't understand ****
Eliza (GM): Oh thats not for you
Thats for the players XD
Eli L.: gasp
Eliza (GM): You can just be a good Eli and sit down and watch
Eli L.: can i draw an onion on the side of the canvas though
Eliza (GM): Can you...? XD
Eli L.: idk can i
(At this point, I accidentally moved the map)
Eli L.: big sad
ohmygod the map moved
shook
Eliza (GM): Shhh
Oh
Eli
Is Quazy awake
Eli L.: the earth is moving
yes he .. was?
lemem spam him
Eliza (GM): Chris ya awake
Chris R.: Erm
Trying to learn rq
Eliza (GM): Oh yah take ya time
The moving of characters will be done by me dont worry
Ya just hafta roll
Eli : oof i think everyone's lost
(Duke logged on.)
Eliza (GM): Ello Duke
Baron Von D.: Hello.
Eli : DOOK IS HERE
Chris R.: Perfect, so I just need to look
Eliza (GM): And roleplay 
Oh yah
Kibi'll be late because she's at work
Baron Von D.: Okay, so I quit minecraft.
I cant focus on both, lowkey
Eliza (GM): Don't worry. I'm watching chat
(Chris rolls a d20 = 2 Spoiler alert, he doesn't roll pretty good for the entire session.)
Eliza (GM): Wow
Chris R.: Alright, lets get that out of the way
Eliza (GM): That's a really bad roll
XD
Baron Von D.: chris rollin' mad stats
Eli : oofed
Eliza (GM): Chris you gotta bring up your game
Baron Von D.: roll a 1 against a sewer rat pls
Eli : LOL
Chris R.: Ok, so website asked for my mic, wheres the voicechat options?
Eliza (GM): You dont have to vc if you dont want to
Baron Von D.: I would admittedly like to.
Chris R.: I would prefer some type of vc
Eliza (GM): There's this cog
Chris R.: If its this site, if it has one, or discord
(Amnot joined)
Amnot: hello
Eliza (GM): Ello Amnot
Eli : banana
Baron Von D.: hi guy
Eliza (GM): Ya'll can vc on discord, I think it'll be easier
I'll turn down the music so we can hear ya'll
Baron Von D.: somebody hit me up with a discord invite then, i'll happily join a vc
Eliza (GM): And yeah, I'll be listening
Chris R.: I was just going to use sentinelcrafts
Eliza (GM): Everyone in my household is asleep XD
Baron Von D.: works by me, lol
Eliza (GM): Yah use Sentinel
We're waiting on Quazy?
Baron Von D.: I dont know if im recording lowkey.
Eliza (GM): You arent XD
Baron Von D.: frick
Eliza (GM): Eli what's le Quazy doing
Eli : he is not replying
so im gonna assume he 1) died 2) fell asleep 3) doing chores 4) kidnapped by polar vortex
Eliza (GM): Fucking hell polar vortex
And we can
Amnot?
Eli : sounds like how i do my exams
do the tutorials 5 minutes before the exam
Eliza (GM): XD
Amnot: i think i pissed off my laptop
Eliza (GM): Amnot join the vc
Eric G.: i'm so sorry
Eli : #truestory
oof
(KIBOI JOINED)
(On the screen now is a map of a harbor with five tokens, or character models, on the map. One of a large foxman, one of a Genasi with a long sword, one of a Genasi with a staff, Kibi's personal drawing of her character and a rogue character. The party is all at the harbour. Near the warehouses is a token of an armour wearing, sword wielding Half Elf.)
Eli : which character is who's
Kibi: i'm the icon that doesn't have a white background
Eli: yea kinda guessed yours
i know kibi's
Eliza (GM): The one below Kibi is Chris'
(Somebody asked how tall is Chris' character, Nith, who is a half ling.)
Eli L.: oof
2f 11
Eliza (GM): The guy with the staff is Amnot
Eli : what
2'11
wow
(Duke was saying how unexpectedly cool all of this was, his words not mine.)
Eliza (GM): The guy with the sword below the guy with the staff is Quazy
And Duke is foxman
I am a cool person
;;
So we're waiting on 2 more minutes
For Quazy
Eliza (GM): Quazy responded
Eli : gonna spam him on messager
(At this point, Quazy joined with this badass looking profile picture of a badass looking guy.)
Eliza (GM): Alrighty, when Quazy joins
I'll say the rules
holy
Nuts
Quazy
Eli : qua qua
Quazy: hi wut
(Duke and Chris were talking about how badass Quazy's profile pic, it honestly is. Quazy should upload it ; ) )
William M.: hi wut
it's an img LOL
Eliza (GM): Quazy join the vc
William M.: I did
Eliza (GM): Oh yah
I'm sorry its 6am
Alrighty
William M.: oh on discord I did
is that ok
Eliza (GM): Yah
Welcome to Sentinel's first DnD session!
I'm Eliza, your DM or Dungeon Master for tonight
All OOC (Out of Character) must follow the usual Sentinel rules
In character though? Go crazy
Have a cow flying through the sky or something
(Chris' microphone started to echo the sound of a thousand broken bells.)
Eliza (GM): Is everybody ready?
Oh god Chris
Your echo
Yay
Kibi: I'm ready
Quazymoodo: yah yah yah
Eliza (GM): Goood
In a far off distance, with oceans far enough to see
The scent of sea salt in the air as seagulls squawked in the air
This is a story filled with riches
Danger
And love... Maybe?
Eliza (GM): Kibi can find love, not sure about the others
This is not a usual adventure story
We start our adventures with.... Five prisoners
XD
your characters are prisoners
Eli : oof
(The players started to ask if they're slaves or prisoners. Duke did the worst deed of them all; steal cookies.)
Eliza (GM): COmmunity workers
All of you have created 1 bad deed
That caused you to be in trouble with the authorities
Be it for good will or for bad will
Yes you stole the cookies of the guard's mother
(In my games, I encourage craziness. So yes, I take it that Duke's reason for ending up in Port Amphitrite is stealing the Head Guard's mother's cookies.)
Eliza (GM): Oh no no!
Eliza (GM): I encourage this XD
Yes
Make your opening statements
As all you survey each other
Kibi: Xii, about 5'5", very light green hair with blood orange eyes, he doesn't look very intimidating
He's also wearing a mask that looks like an owl's face
Quazymoodo: I am a Genasi warlock; my flesh is like wind, and my hair is pure white, but my eyes show a great darkness behind them /edgelord
(Chris, Duke and Amnot were introducing their characters in voice chat. Chris' character is a halfling that is 2'11 tall and is the shortest in the party. Freaking Duke's character, Duke, is the Statue of Liberty at 7 feet tall +. Amnot's character Banana Split is also mega tall, though I forgot what is his exact height.)
Eliza (GM): Edgelord XD
What about ya Banana Split
Awesome we have a party of giants
Wow
He isn't
XD
(Someone asked if the characters are shackled.)
Eliza (GM): A tall man with elf like features wearing gold armour walked towards you
OI
"OI! WHAT YOU DOIN IN MY PORT"
The Half-Elf stared down on the shortest creature in the party
"What are you filth doing here."
(Shackled yes)
Eliza (GM): (Belongings are all on you)
(God dammit Duke. No)
(Duke asked something, I facepalmed. I forgot what it was.)
Kibi: "Well" looks at shackles "Looks like we didn't have much of a ****ing choice. You tell me."
Eliza (GM): (You're enslaved by the guards basically)
Quazymoodo: nods in agreement with the halfling
Eliza (GM): The Half-Elf squinted his eyes at the unusual band of creatures
(Somebody ask if they can just leave)
Eliza (GM): "No."
"You're here in the beautiful Port Amphitrite to do some community work."
"Namely, we have trouble with the livestock in our... only farm"
"The farmer there will explain more."
The Half Elf then jumped
(Honestly, I don't know why I made Bowen jump. Also someone insulted Port Amphitrite, Papa Bowen no likey.)
Eliza (GM): "I suppose I have to introduce myself."
"My name is Bowen Cheekridden, Overseer of this lovely port town."
Bowen stared down at the person who insulted this place
As if you offended him himself
"Do not! Insult this town!"
Kibi: air quotes "Town"
Eliza (GM): Bowen glared at every single one of you
(I mean, you can type in chat box for IC)
(Eli asks if she can sneak in comments. Duke says she's alwas annoying, in a good way.)
Eli : (can the stalking person talk like this to insert annoying comments)
Eliza (GM): (Sure)
Eli : (exactly)
(thank you)
( : - D )
(Somebody asks if it's gonna be a harbour forever.)
Eliza (GM): Bowen sighed softly and looks annoyed
"I'm going to release you, you better not escape town."
(I have a map for you)
(Not this)
As Bowen go in to unlock your shackles
You can see this long golden sword by his sword
Eliza (GM): It glints dangerously in the sunlight
It seemed as if it'll be a dangerous weapon
Amnot: (nice sword buddy)
Eli : (budder sword)
Eliza (GM): Bowen looked up at the Genasi, "Thank you. At least SOMEONE knows fine craftmanship."
Eli : (smacks sword bends)
Eliza (GM): (God dammit Eli)
All of you are now free men
Well free ish
Your goal now is to go to the farm
Quazymoodo: Can I flee?
Eliza (GM): And figure out why ther eis missing livestock
Yes you can
Roll a stealth check
Only Quazy
Since he wants to flee
Oh who's distracting the guards?
(Somebody asked in vc how to roll.)
Eliza (GM): ./d20 + (modifier)
Pocketcott: ./roll 1d20 + modifier
oh
(So how Quazy's gonna roll is that he'll be rolling a d20 + his dexterity modifier. His modifier is 0.)
Quazy: Rolled d20 (11) + 0 = 11
(In return for his roll, I'll roll the guard's Perception roll to see if he spots him. I had a godly roll. My god imagine if that had been an attack roll... Also after Bowen spotted him, Quazy did the Levitate spell.)
Eliza (GM): Rolled d20 (20) + 6 = 26
Yup
Bowen looked at the sneaking away Genasi
"OI WHAT YOU FISHING PICKING CORAL DOIN."
What spell
Eli : (LMAO)
(5 minutes in: quazy has left the chat)
(Quazy knows magic. Magically Quazy.)
Eliza (GM): You know how magic works right Quazy
Okay, good I don't have to teach you XD
So you're using levitate?
Bowen sees this flying
blue thing
And he's like 'wtf'
(Chris said that Bowen isn't a good Half-Elf since he doesn't know a simple spell. WELL BOWEN'S SORRY CHRIS, HE DIDN'T DO SO WELL IN MAGIC SCHOOL! ;; Also, a question was asked here. I can't remember what it was.)
Eliza (GM): Bowen sighed, his face screaming 'Why am I in charge of idiots.'
"You better get your friend down or I'll ship you back to the volcano in Aurelia."
(Yup)
Pocketcott: "We barely know each other what makes you think we can do that."
Eliza (GM): "Because what waits for you is hot fiery lava."
Amnot: "c'mon get down, i've always wanted to visit a farm!"
Eliza (GM): Bowen nodded, seemingly liking Banana Split's attitude.
"Yes, yes."
"Get your ass down h... What's your name again."
"What are all of your names."
(Introduce yourself IC.)
Pocketcott: "Xii"
Amnot: "Banana Split" i say, flashing a cheeky smile
Baron Von D.: Baron Von Duke, foxnuki sword for overall hire, generally going where the tides and gold bring me.
(Chris introduces the short stack, Nith. Nith also asks where is the farm. Keep in mind north of the map is full of water.)
Eliza (GM): bowen looked down at the shortstack, "It's north of here. It's been a long trip though, you sure you don't wanna rest.?"
(I'm going to get revenge for all of the midget jokes)
Kibi: (...what?)
(its not the size of the fighter its the size of the fight???)
(Something Chris said in relate to me calling Nith shortstack.)
Eliza (GM): (EVERYBODY WANTS KUNGFU FIGHTINNNNG)
AMnot.: Banana answers for the little fella. "no time to rest! there's a cow that needs our help!"
Chris R.: (I assume we got here by boat)?
Eliza (GM): (Yah)
Bowen grinned slightly, "You better getting moooovin along. Right after your introductions."
Amnot.: (did he just make a ****ing moo pun)
Quazymoodo: sighs from across the dock at that bad pun
(Nith facepalmed. Bowen was very very proud.)
Eliza (GM): Bowen lookd at Quasimoodo, "What about you.... Strange blue thing."
"What's your name."
Baron Von D.: (It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog or w/e)
Quazymoodo: "I cannot tell you; an army of genasi would fall upon our location in an instant if I did!"
Eliza (GM): Bowen paused for a moment, as if to tell whether or not you're lying.
Eli : (chihuahua vs. husky)
Eliza (GM): "I don't trust you but I could honestly not give a ****."
Amnot: gives quazy's character a sideways glance
Quazymoodo: shrugs "I don't care; I must be on my way, so I doubt we'll meet again."
(yep)
Eliza (GM): Bowen furrowed his eyebrows, "You're not leaving this place until you help them. You have a debt to the government."
Amnot: "be careful he's got a butter sword. i wouldn't cross him"
Eliza (GM): Proud Bowen.
Quazymoodo: "I'm innocent, I assure you!"
Eli : (unbreaking 1 gold sword, very intimidating)
Eliza (GM): "THAT'S NOT WHAT THE GOVERNMENT SAYING."
He unsheathes his long butter... Gold sword
Quazymoodo: "You can't always trust what they have to say."
(Somebody ask where the farm is.)
Eliza (GM): "So get moving or I'll make sure you end up as a wind in the desert."
(North)
Kibi: Xii is going to start going North
Amnot: I start to shuffle forward, scanning the ground for cow tracks
Quazymoodo: "Fine by me."
Kibi: towards the farm
(Somebody, I think Chris, pointed out the body of water. I totally knew about that, totally. I just wanted to test them.)
Eliza (GM): Oh oops
Uh south
Quazymoodo: walks into town, I'll show up at some point probably : - )
(I'm preparing the map.)
Eliza (GM): Gimme a moment
Quazy
Are you gonna be with them
Quazymoodo: aye
Eliza (GM): Eventually
All of you end up in the farm
The first thing you see
Is this short, shorter than Nith, running up towards you screaming and cursing in Dwarvish
(The players now see a large farm map and they're at the beginning of the road. Also, Duke managed to figure out how to pinpoint the location he wants his character to go, by sending out a freaking submarine signal XD Now Chris and Duke are just saying bing everytime it appears.)
Eli : bing
Eliza (GM): You wanna translate what he said
He's an old dwarf
Kibi: I can understand dwarvish
Eliza (GM): Yall wanna translate what he said? XD
What you've translated is
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT TRAVELLERS. STEALING MY LIVESTOCK! I'LL PUT IN THE OVEN AND GIVE YOU A NICE WHOPPING INTO A BIG PUMPKIN PIE!"
Amnot: (lmfao)
Eli : (oof)
Kibi: "We are not the thieves you are looking for"
Amnot: (good rendition of americans)
Eliza (GM): All the while you see this short dwarf with greying hair ran up to the group.
Eli : (special meatpie cough)
Eliza (GM): His hand is holding a very rusty and blunt bronze sword
He seemed to not hear what Xii said
Amnot: Banana instinctively pulls out his holy symbol, an ordinary banana
(Duke asked to be moved)
Eliza (GM): Who's the one moving?
Eli : (omg an odrinary banana)
(ordinary*)
Eliza (GM): Once he saw the banana symbol
He paused in his steps
Almost confused at the holy symbol
Amnot: banana is emboldened by his hesitation, "yeah buddy! that's what i thought"
Eliza (GM): The farmer just put down his haybale and bronze sword.
Eli : (banana is your special ability "infinite bananas")
Amnot.: (i wish)
(The farmer asked what the party was doing here.
Chris: We are a ragtag bunch of criminals who had done horrible things who are here to figure out who stole your livestock (Or something like that) )
Eliza (GM): He now speaks in Common, "What are you doing here? Oh are you the reinforcements I've been told about?"
"..."
"Better than nothing, honestly."
(Good job Chris. A* is comforting the man.)
Amnot: "we're looking for a cow" banana adds unhelpfully
Eliza (GM): "My name is Darius Melodius."
"In the past week or so, half of my livestock completely disappeared."
(Duke: Don't look at me.)
Eli : (looks at the fox)
Eliza (GM): "And I don't know what happened to them."
"OH MY BETSEY. MY DEAR BETSEY."
Darius gets all teary eyed
(Freaking someone was saying 'Oh Betsey.' In this sexy voice that's got me laughing so hard. And he says it continuously whenever Darius weeps FOR HIS LOST SHEEP.)
Eli : (looks at duke's tummy)
Eliza (GM): "Betsey is my dear pet sheep."
Amnot: (owo)
Eliza (GM): "She was the most recent disappearance."
Amnot: banana is visibly disappointed at the lack of cows
(Nith: where did you last see your livestock.)
Eliza (GM): "I have no ****ing clue."
"I have searched everywhere."
"I figured, sine you have experiences in the criminal deeds."
Amnot: i start heading into the shrubbery, calling bessie's name
(Somebody asked for the number of livestock missing. Duke asked to be oved into the crops area.)
Eliza (GM): "10 cows, 8 sheeps, 15 chickens."
"AND MY DEAR BETSEY."
"BETSEY IS SPECIAL."
"You can look around I guess..."
"Investigate in my farm."
Duke rigt
Eliza (GM): Everyone roll Investigation roll
./roll d20 + your modifier
Kibi: Rolled d20 (15)
Duke: Rolled d20 (6)
Chris: Rolled d20 (5) + 3 = 8
Quazy: D20 (4) +1 = 5
Eliza (GM): Quazy doesn't need to
Since he isnt there
Quazymoodo: (perhaps my roll was bad because I wasn't even at the farm)
Eliza (GM): All characters that has the modifier rolled ass
I find that irnic
So, Duke, banana and Chris
You noticed this is a very nice farm
It is a very green farm
Xii however
Eliza (GM): xii approached the fences and see a bunch of sheeps fur stuck on the fences
The fences looked broken, while a good chunk of sheeps fur is attached to it
It looked like it was ripped away
Pocketcott: So a struggle?
Eliza (GM): Maybe~
You wanna call the other people to it?
Pocketcott: "So I found some fur on the fence? Are sheep prone to rubbing full chunks off on broken fences?"
Eliza (GM): Do you guys wanna follow?
Eric G.: I saunter up to Xii, wondering what she found
he*
(Sure Xii, sheeps like use fences as back scratchers xD Sheep back scratchers, now for 4.99! Anyway, Nith walks up to Banana and Xii to look at the piece of cotton.)
Eliza (GM): Do you guys wanna follow?
Amnot: I saunter up to Xii, wondering what she found
he*
Eliza (GM): You three roll a survival check
Watch Chris get a 1
Chris: Rolled D20 (3) + 2 = 5
Kibi: Rolled d20 (14) + 2 =16
Eliza (GM): Damn
Amnot: Rolled d20 (2) + 2 = 4
Eliza (GM): Kibi is on fire
Amnot: 
Kibi: don't worry it'll **** me over eventually
Eliza (GM): XD
Nearby, Xii found ths faint but dark brown trail of blood
He smelt the ground and noticed it smelted like rusted, decaying blood
Duke you wanna follow?
The trail leads off into the forest
Do you want to go in?
Kibi: I'll start following the trail
Eliza (GM): Eventually you'll come across this gigantic, dark cave
Does anyone have dakrvision?
*darkvision?
Kibi: i do
