I can't quit laughing. 
Why isnt that the top comment then?
Migas would u like to donate that book to the library? damn it stinks that it costs 5k.
To add my book to your library, you will have to agree with
all of the following topics:
1. The book cannot be copied.
2. You will have to pay the initial 5000.
3. Every week you have to pay me 500.
4. If anyone copy rights my book, you will take the blame.
5. I receive 10% of your profit from the book.
6. On Valentine's day, I get all the profit gained from the book.
7. You have to become less spammy.
If you do not agree with
any of these, I will not accept your deal.
