Biding the time? How about a nice fireside chat?

[Kouenkami]

While the server is down, how about we play a game..it's called tell a story..that makes no sense..I'll start off the first sentence..and Y'all add onto the story with another sentence..

Mya..so...the moose walked into a bar...and the banana ate the cucumbers...

[DanielyMery]

And the moose get shocked, because the cucumbers were its sons...

[Kouenkami]

so the moose began to plot its vengance against the king of pie..

[DanielyMery]

Then the moose traveled the rivers of chocolate to find the lair of King Pie...

[Kouenkami]

but suddenly, he was attacked by a band of sea turtles wielding cheese graters!

[LordTiger89]

and the battle blown up the boat the moose was traveling by, and fell in a waterfall of chocolate

[DanielyMery]

The moose was hit with a candy in the river bottom and lost consciousness three days...

[ChampionRed]

When the moose regained consciousness, the chocolate waterfall was gone!

[DanielyMery]

Instead, there was a cave full of multicolored lights, it was the Pie King's lair...

[StaciBear]

a bearded gummy bear slowly lurks out of the shadows with a warning..

[ChampionRed]

Gumdrop minions were standing beside the bear to protect their lord.

[Oplegoman]

the warning, "you shall not pass into the Kingdom with out seeking....

[c0d3br3ak3r]

Moo.

[Sharpkiss]

Then, Sherp grilled the Mo- Cow

[Kouenkami]

With his warning complete, the king opened a portal underneath the moose, sending him into the future! " you will return someday..and only then will you be worthy of fighting me."