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RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:59:43 AM »
1) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2) Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!
3) If you were a booger, I would pick you first!
4) Are you pikachu? Because I choose you!
5) Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only Ten I see!
6) Are your parents carrots? Because you have nice eyes/
7) Something is wrong with my phone, your number isn't in it.
8) I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
9) If a big guy in a red suit puts you in a bag, I am sorry. I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas.
10) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do i need to walk by again?
11) Are you an interior decorator? Because when i saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
12) Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
13) I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
14) Do you have a Band-Aid? Because i just scraped my knee falling for you.
15) If I were a stop light, I.d turn red every time you passed, just so I could stare at you a little longer.
16) I thought happiness started with H, why does mine start with U?
17) Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
18) My mom told me to follow my dreams, open the door please, it is raining outside.
19) My friends bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
20) Hi, want to come to my place and play Nintendo?

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2015, 05:02:43 AM »
i like the last one xD
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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2015, 07:07:16 AM »
Is your last name Gillette,  because you're the best a man can get.

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2015, 11:03:03 AM »
Lol 9.. xD

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2015, 11:41:02 AM »
Ahaha I love these! XD

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2015, 12:27:02 PM »
to tell you the truth if i was a female and someone tried to use these on me i would just instantly dismiss it....

except....

except.... that number 20, ooh that is quite tempting if i do say so myself.

number 20 is the one that seals the deal, hands down.

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2015, 02:33:30 PM »
I notice none of the ladies of the server commented on these. Must be a bad sign. o.O
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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2015, 06:38:41 PM »
I noticed that too Fedgar. Maybe i should go to poetry...

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2015, 06:46:23 PM »
As that burning light,
I found it's glow,
Just as bright,
As the way my heart beats,
Just as silent,
While it warms my heart.

Gotta open a signature shop :)

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2015, 06:55:00 PM »
Beautiful NeonLove

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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2015, 02:27:32 AM »
Are you google? Because you got everything I've been searching for.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you my appendix? Because I got this weird feeling that makes me want to take you out.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
 
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2015, 09:12:53 PM by AbbyGymnastics »


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Re: RobertoDerito's Pick-up lines
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2015, 11:32:14 PM »
uhm yeah about number 20 i found a pic on internet but i het what you mean there xd i would love to play nintendo with gf while she is in that shirt xd. Not gonna post it here xd search for yourself.

and here comes another one :

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.