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= DanielyMery joined the game =
Dani logs onto SentinelCraft and notices BlacksVelvet is the only other person online. He says hello, but doesn't get a response. Assuming she's AFK, he decides he should probably get to work on his new shop. He knows he has a lot to get done today on the server, so he goes into his music library and scrolls, hoping to find the perfect song to listen to while he works. After searching for about a minute, he finds it. The perfect song. "Baby" by Justin Bieber. Yes, this is what he wants.
He presses play and gets lost in the sweet symphony of Bieber's voice, not getting any work done at all. Once the song finishes, he plays it again. He gets so into it that he starts typing in chat, lost in the lyrics.
DanielyMery: JUST SHOUT WHENEVER! And I'll be there~
DanielyMery: You are my love, you are my heart and we will never eveR EVER BE APART
BlacksVelvet immediately teleports Dani to her.
BlacksVelvet: Did you just say "illuminati"?
Dani is confused and shaken out of his JBiebz dreaming. He's just realized that everything is quiet. His song was paused the second he got teleported away.
DanielyMery: Uhm, Blacks, you just threw off my groove..
BlacksVelvet: Answer the question.
DanielyMery: No, I never said anything about the illumi -
BlacksVelvet: Yes, you did.
BlacksVelvet: IT'S TIME
= TheIlluminati joined the game =
BlacksVelvet: Hey, boo, welcome back.
TheIlluminati: ty <3
BlacksVelvet: We need the goods.
TheIlluminati: kk bby lol brb
DanielyMery: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
TheIllumanti leaves to some unknown location and it gives Dani an idea. He tries teleporting back to his home.. with no success. Losing hope, he takes in his surroundings. There's an old jukebox to his left and there seems to be cake everywhere. He must be in some sort of bakery. And then TheIlluminati returns with 13 chests and starts placing them behind Dani, blocking the only exit.
BlacksVelvet: Dani, we've been watching you and waiting for this moment. You like Justin Bieber too much. You must become..
TheIlluminati: one
BlacksVelvet: of
TheIlluminati: us
They simultaneously reach into one of the chests and pull out -
DanielyMery: COOKIES!!
DanielyMery: YOU
DanielyMery: YOU'VE BEEN
DanielyMery: THIS WHOLE TIME
DanielyMery: PERFECTIGN
BlacksVelvet: Stop spamming in general chat, Dani.
TheIlluminati: lol typo
DanielyMery: This whole time, we all thought you were just being NICE when you'd hand out cookies. But no. You've been perfecting them THIS WHOLE TIME
JUST FOR THIS MOMENTBlacksVelvet: Yeah, ok, anyway. All you have to do is eat one and it'll all be over. That's it.
Dani started thinking frantically. He realized that there was one last thing he hadn't tried.. it might not work, but he had to give it a shot. But he needed TIME.
DanielyMery: brb gotta go to the restroom
TheIlluminati: :V
Dani goes back into his music library and scrolls, once again. This time, not for fun. This was pure business. He automatically goes to his collection of Beyonce songs. This was a safe bet, but would it be enough? No, he needed something better.. but what? Suddenly, he got it. If this didn't work, nothing would.
DanielyMery: Ok I'm back. I'll eat the cookie. I have the perfect song for this momentous occasion.
Dani slides the disc in the old jukebox and Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" starts playing. He knows almost immediately that it's worked. BlacksVelvet and TheIlluminati both start twerking uncontrollably, no longer paying any attention to Dani.
DanielyMery: xD
TheIlluminati: i love this song
Dani slowly crouches and makes his way through the chests, approaching the door that leads to the Wilderness. Before making a run for it, he sees TheIlluminati try to dab.
DanielyMery: Dude.. no..
TheIlluminati: k sry
He and BlacksVelvet continue to twerk, Dani sprints out of the town, and is finally able to teleport away to the safety of his shop, "Anaconda" still victoriously playing in the background.
The song comes to an end.
BlacksVelvet: YOU WIN THIS TIME
= BlacksVelvet has left the game =
DanielyMery: I ship you guys so hard
TheIlluminati: #velvetIlluminati 4ever
= TheIlluminati has left the game =