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Title: Puns (Bad ones are also accepted)
Post by: Peckun on February 23, 2016, 08:44:45 AM: Why is the grim reaper's house so dark??

because his lights kept dying...

*Badumtss*
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Post by: Eli on February 23, 2016, 08:58:33 AM: I am going to love this thread XD
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Post by: Migas on February 23, 2016, 04:03:28 PM: Bad ones are also accepted?

I'm pretty sure people who will do them will get PUN-ished.

:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: Zweerd on February 23, 2016, 04:09:52 PM: Ill share one of my favorites ;)

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Post by: DanteVentura on February 23, 2016, 06:20:37 PM: I kissed a grill once. It was hot 8)
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Post by: Jzargo on February 23, 2016, 06:30:05 PM: Quote from: DanielyMery on February 23, 2016, 06:20:37 PM
I kissed a grill once. It was hot 8)
I kissed two Grills once, but it was too much for me to Bear
punny rite
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Post by: Eli on February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM: If something is made out of iron,
Is it ironic?
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Post by: Jzargo on February 23, 2016, 08:33:06 PM: Quote from: elimate98 on February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM
If something is made out of iron,
Is it ironic?
alright I know bad puns are accepted but this..
:o you won a free bottle of Skooma
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Post by: Eli on February 23, 2016, 08:53:37 PM: Quote from: J'zargo on February 23, 2016, 08:33:06 PM
Quote from: elimate98 on February 23, 2016, 08:02:01 PM
If something is made out of iron,
Is it ironic?
alright I know bad puns are accepted but this..
:o you won a free bottle of Skooma

Call me Eli the pun master (stop.)
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Post by: Peckun on February 24, 2016, 12:16:59 AM: Why was steel so hardcore?
he was into heavy METAL....
*badumnope*
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Post by: earthman8/8 on February 24, 2016, 01:57:36 AM: I have two friends that are pun masters i will show them this site or just ask for their puns.
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Post by: Jzargo on February 24, 2016, 04:05:55 AM: Eli pls.. .steel is not a heavy metal.. Uranium and radium for instance are :-X
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Post by: Peckun on February 24, 2016, 06:24:05 AM: Jzargo didnt get the joke eh? allow me to explain..

Steel = Metal

Heavy Metal = those songs where long hair duds just start spazzing out...
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Post by: InvisibleOtter on February 24, 2016, 08:23:41 AM: knock knock.

who's there?

old lady

old lady who?

I didn't know you can yodel!
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Post by: NeonLove on February 24, 2016, 11:53:18 AM: The other day I was robbed. They took everything except for my deodarant, toothpaste, Shampoo, conditioner and body wash.
Dirty Bastards...
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Post by: Jzargo on February 24, 2016, 01:22:59 PM: Quote from: Old_Peculiar on February 24, 2016, 06:24:05 AM
Jzargo didnt get the joke eh? allow me to explain..

Steel = Metal

Heavy Metal = those songs where long hair duds just start spazzing out...

Pls do research before talking. Heavy elements are basically the radioactive ones, like Uranium...
thanks for explaining the joke though, I totally didn't get it
like I've never even heard of heavy metal
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Post by: Fedgar_Lurch on February 24, 2016, 04:07:34 PM: Jzargo, No. Im not getting into a detracted argument about this, since this thread is supposed to be about puns.
Heavy metals have never been clearly defined in the scientific community.

Read this if you are still interested.

http://pac.iupac.org/publications/pac/pdf/2002/pdf/7405x0793.pdf
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Post by: Jzargo on February 24, 2016, 08:20:30 PM: :o Thanks for clearing that up, fed! Interesting read!

What does the fox say?
Nothing, silly! Foxes can't talk!
don't kill me pls
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Post by: Eli on February 24, 2016, 08:43:47 PM: When I get naked in the bathroom,
The shower usually gets turned on.

heheh
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Post by: Jzargo on February 24, 2016, 08:58:07 PM: does it start to rain too when you get naked outside

heheheheheh
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Post by: BlacksVelvet on February 24, 2016, 09:18:48 PM: What do you call zombies in Skyrim?

...Dovahkiin dead.
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Post by: Eli on February 24, 2016, 09:33:12 PM: Quote from: J'zargo on February 24, 2016, 08:58:07 PM
does it start to rain too when you get naked outside

heheheheheh
Not sure if thats a good thing or nah >_>

Quote from: BlacksVelvet on February 24, 2016, 09:18:48 PM
What do you call zombies in Skyrim?

...Dovahkiin dead.

Ooohhh thats a good one XD
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Post by: InvisibleOtter on February 25, 2016, 05:13:10 AM: there are quite a few good ones on here XD heres some pokemon puns

I don't play pokemon anymore because I am quite Gastly at it

do you Bayleef in life after death?

Wobbuffet asked me if I can go to the picnic? I replied...?WYNAUT??
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Post by: Peckun on February 25, 2016, 12:34:08 PM: A woman's booty is their greatest ASSET..

You wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit you...
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Post by: Epicnata on February 26, 2016, 11:19:44 PM: are you a tree?
cause you should leaf me alone
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Post by: Migas on February 26, 2016, 11:22:32 PM: Quote from: Epicnata on February 26, 2016, 11:19:44 PM
are you a tree?
cause you should leaf me alone

That's a good one for Abnubllah
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Post by: ironnoyes on February 27, 2016, 12:23:37 AM: I can't tell you the farmer pun... Its too corny ;D
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Post by: Eli on February 27, 2016, 12:26:23 AM: I'm always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I'm pretty pun-ctual.
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Post by: Eagler1997 on February 27, 2016, 08:25:33 AM: Did you hear the joke of the maze?

Nevermind it's too complicated
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Post by: Devereux on February 27, 2016, 08:55:47 AM: Quote from: Epicnata on February 26, 2016, 11:19:44 PM
are you a tree?
cause you should leaf me alone
This sounds more like a pick-up line hahaha
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Post by: enderaptor on February 27, 2016, 11:50:00 AM: i have tons of pizza puns..but they are too cheesy :3
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Post by: Eli on February 27, 2016, 11:58:01 AM: Quote from: enderaptor on February 27, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
i have tons of pizza puns..but they are too cheesy :3

Migas is proud.
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Post by: Migas on February 27, 2016, 02:58:23 PM: Quote from: elimate98 on February 27, 2016, 11:58:01 AM
Quote from: enderaptor on February 27, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
i have tons of pizza puns..but they are too cheesy :3

Migas is proud.

NO PIZZA! #BANPIZZA
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Post by: Eli on February 27, 2016, 03:09:12 PM: Quote from: Migas on February 27, 2016, 02:58:23 PM
Quote from: elimate98 on February 27, 2016, 11:58:01 AM
Quote from: enderaptor on February 27, 2016, 11:50:00 AM
i have tons of pizza puns..but they are too cheesy :3

Migas is proud.

NO PIZZA! #BANPIZZA

D: why u no like pizzas
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Post by: Eagler1997 on February 27, 2016, 04:28:31 PM: Migas only likes cheesy

#cheesyjoke
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Post by: enderaptor on February 27, 2016, 04:41:39 PM: what makes a skeleton laught?

when something tickels his funny bone 8)

#GratzSpoops4mod
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Post by: earthman8/8 on February 28, 2016, 11:12:38 PM: Quote from: elimate98 on February 24, 2016, 08:43:47 PM
When I get naked in the bathroom,
The shower usually gets turned on.

heheh
*facepalm*
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Post by: earthman8/8 on February 28, 2016, 11:13:32 PM: Quote from: BlacksVelvet on February 24, 2016, 09:18:48 PM
What do you call zombies in Skyrim?

...Dovahkiin dead.
when you don't play skyrim ???
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Post by: Canine on February 29, 2016, 03:58:13 AM: What is Vladmir doing?
Nothing just *puts on sunglasses* putin around...xD
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Post by: Jonnymuchboy on February 29, 2016, 09:41:24 PM: I like cheese pizza too :)
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Post by: earthman8/8 on February 29, 2016, 10:08:19 PM: Quote from: xXcaninegamerXx on February 29, 2016, 03:58:13 AM
What is Vladmir doing?
Nothing just *puts on sunglasses* putin around...xD
???
ooooo I get it
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Post by: Peckun on February 29, 2016, 11:18:00 PM: What kept blowing the celebrities away? All of their FANS do..

Huehue..
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Post by: Gelanor on March 01, 2016, 12:13:46 AM: I just really think the reason we didn't have a lot of black people in the Oscars this year is because Concussion just wasn't a "big hit". :-\
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Post by: ironnoyes on March 01, 2016, 12:22:00 AM: Quote from: elimate98 on February 27, 2016, 12:26:23 AM
I'm always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I'm pretty pun-ctual.

No just, just No
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Post by: Eli on March 01, 2016, 02:49:44 AM: Quote from: ironnoyes on March 01, 2016, 12:22:00 AM
Quote from: elimate98 on February 27, 2016, 12:26:23 AM
I'm always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I'm pretty pun-ctual.

No just, just No

Its a PUN thread what do you expect m8.
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Post by: Frostemort on March 03, 2016, 04:54:12 AM: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho Cheese.
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Post by: Peckun on March 03, 2016, 05:27:49 AM: What is cold and asians eat... R ice.
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Post by: Eli on March 26, 2017, 07:02:53 PM: We need to revive this pun topic

Hippopotamus A: You're fat
Hippopotamus B: That's very hippo-critical
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Post by: SpaceLemons on March 26, 2017, 07:56:21 PM: Quote from: Eli on March 26, 2017, 07:02:53 PM
We need to revive this pun topic

Hippopotamus A: You're fat
Hippopotamus B: That's very hippo-critical

10/10
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Post by: Eagler1997 on March 26, 2017, 08:06:39 PM: I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.